A Touch of Jen
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Read between January 22 - January 24, 2024
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only his frat-boy calves
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it would be nice to have something to post other than funny content from other accounts.
Mary Kate
me anytime i leave my house
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“There’s a difference between being reminded of someone from their pictures and viscerally remembering them,”
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“Movement is the essence of life.
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He’s noticed, lately, that most girls in ads have wet faces.
Mary Kate
Wtf does this mean
ciara
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ciara
dewey skin!!!!
Mary Kate
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Mary Kate
ooooh ur so right bister thank u
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Cassie often makes the mistake of assuming everything about her pet is fascinating,
Mary Kate
Me
ciara liked this
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You wouldn’t like me when I sweat. I’m even crankier.”
Mary Kate
Meeeeee
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trying to be my best self and still be a huge bitch.
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“Not in any systemic way.
Mary Kate
So real
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Gross.
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No one’s watching you.”
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Jen holds up a half-inch space between thumb and forefinger.
Mary Kate
Me
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“Life is repetitive. Everything occurs in cycles. The waves just emulate the natural cycle of all living things. Don’t resent the repetition—embrace it!”
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“Maybe she’s different than she used to be, but that doesn’t mean she’s being fake.”
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“You have to concentrate on what you have, not what you don’t.
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“So you agree that I suck?”
Mary Kate
so you agree, you think you’re really pretty
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“That’s so weird of you to say,”
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again
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“Fear is the greatest impediment to communing with things greater than ourselves.
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You’re treating the wave like an obstacle, when really it’s an opportunity. The obstacle, man, is the occasion.
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The cliché is true: You have to go with the flow.”
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astonished by the sweetness of being cradled.
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But she can’t think of anything that would lessen rather than increase the sexual tension.
Mary Kate
damn
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Jen’s braces
Mary Kate
Lmfao i forgot she had these
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He assigns many of his own qualities to her.
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goblin girlfriend
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It makes sense that eventually, that person might knock on the door.
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“Can you afford to spend money on this?” “Maybe I’m refusing to allow money to hold a tyrannizing position in my life.”
Mary Kate
Meeeeeee
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I think she came into our lives for a reason.
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You don’t look bad because you’re a redhead—you look bad because you’re ugly as shit.
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“I guess pigs and blankets go together.”
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but he’s not sure it really is.
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He can believe in the moon landing, but not this.
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“Death is the biggest transition of all.”
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Good things come to you in life if you’re able to view them as opportunities.”
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“At least when they were sleeping on the street, they had some dignity.”
Mary Kate
What an insane fuckin thing to say
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“Weed?”
Mary Kate
<3
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Everything is dirty without Alicia here.
Mary Kate
Two grown ass men uable to keep their home clean because their female roommate died this is typical
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likely because the bereaved are difficult to satisfy.
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When we support each other, it’s good for both of us.”
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“She was always pointing out things I never would have noticed otherwise. And now, there will be this whole aspect of the world that is forever invisible to me.”
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It occurs to him that this thought, at this time, is psychotic.
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You’ve clearly never done yoga before.”
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I just feel like there’s a version of the life that I should be living that’s just out of reach, and it doesn’t make me as exhausted as this one does.”
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Remy is struck by the fact that there is a small being inside this green mass of feathers.
Mary Kate
Me with the cats
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It’s an exact copy, but dead in the center.
Mary Kate
Feels important hmmmm
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something he hasn’t done in many weeks.
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“I think what’s great about knowing one’s place in the universe is the experience of it. How it feels.”
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I think it’s a waste of time to try to achieve perfection, because if you look at all the versions of the world everywhere, overlaid one over the other, then that is perfection. It’s nice to keep in mind that if something doesn’t work out for me in this life, it does in another.”
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Remy says he didn’t realize he needed a PhD in beans to work here.
Mary Kate
Lol. Lmao even.
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