Shenanigans (Brooklyn, #6; Brooklyn Bruisers, #9)
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“Neil, there are two kinds of people in the world—the kind who eat their feelings, and the kind whose feelings eat them. I think I’m the latter.”
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back to her default setting of suck it up, buttercup.
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“You’re dangerous in the way that Pringles are dangerous. One of them is fine, but before you know it, half the can is gone. I have to keep my distance or risk forming bad habits.” I give her a cocky grin. “Did you just compare sex with me to a dehydrated potato snack?”
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“Maybe I did. You’re both kind of cute and a bad idea.”
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“I’ve got the hots for you and a dick that’s eager to prove himself after last night’s disasters.” “Tell it to sit down.”
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so I plan to vote for anything that Neil votes for. Unless he votes to have mushrooms on pizza. Those are a hard no.”
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“He’s a bad boy the way nachos are Mexican food—some of the toppings are familiar, but it’s still not the real thing.”
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“I think you two deserve each other. You deserve somebody who will never do…” She waves a hand in the air. “…whatever it is people did to make you so angry. And he deserves somebody who isn’t a bullshitter like that awful ex of his.”
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Behind that cute little button nose lies the heart of a piranha on speed.
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Really I’m just staring at the enormous diamond on my finger. It’s heart-stoppingly beautiful. Well done, Earth.
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It’s not exactly graceful to ditch your new husband on the dance floor. But I do it anyway. My emotional kitty-cat needs a moment under the sofa where she’s safe.
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“What’s the matter? You look a little angry.” “That’s standard issue on this model,”
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Then her mouth softens like butter beneath mine. Hell yes and hallelujah. I deepen the kiss, my hands full of silk, my heart full of wonder. And it’s not just me. Charli clutches the lapels of my tux and melts against my chest.
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There are fashion models who’d give a kidney to look half as sexy as she looks right now.
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She lets me hold her hand, at least. That’s always my way in with Charli. Her words never cut me a break, but when I touch her, she can’t resist me. And she can’t hide it.
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look down at the two of them—and it’s a study in contrasts. One sparkles with an icy beauty. Diamonds in platinum. The other is a cheap shade of yellow gold and has too many gemstones. It tries to dazzle but fails. That is what I offered Charli—a cheap mockery. A drunk groom. An ugly ring.
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That’s on me. I’ve spent the last decade yelling about how underappreciated women are, especially female athletes, but the person who did the best job of underappreciating me was… me.
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“I like hockey, coffee, and three people in the whole world.”