Oh, hello, self-sabotage. I’d say it’s been long time no see, but—considering I just kissed the woman I agreed to marry, when she’s the same woman I’ve done everything possible to keep my distance from the past two years—I can’t. Or if I did, I’d be lying. Why? Why do I keep doing this? All I had to do was make it through today. Then I’d have my space from her again. What did I do? Kissed her. And now I’ve offered a fucking cooking lesson.
