I take another second to be sure any slow-moving lava lamp bits have time to catch up and reattach to me before I move. I definitely don’t want to get up too fast and realize that I left a tit in the ley line. Running my hands over my body, I double-check that everything is where it’s supposed to be, and then realization dawns. Holy shit, I really did it. I just rode a ley line.

