Oh, except forward isn’t always good, like that one time you tried to joyride in one of those motorized shopping carts but you got stuck in that tampon display and I told you to back up but you just kept going forward and you got buried in tampons and all those tampon ladies had to help you because I was laughing so hard.” “There’s no such thing as a tampon lady,” North snapped. “They were just ladies who were shopping there. And you told me the wrong way to back up and—”
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