“Sir, if you have a down payment of three thou, I can make you owner of something a lot better than a pair of rabbits. What about a goat?” “I haven’t thought much about goats,” Rick said. “May I ask if this represents a new price bracket for you?” “Well, I don’t usually carry around three thou,” Rick conceded. “I thought as much, sir, when you mentioned rabbits. The thing about rabbits, sir, is that everybody has one. I’d like to see you step up to the goat-class where I feel you belong. Frankly you look more like a goat man to me.” “What are the advantages to goats?” The animal salesman said,
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