“I’ve mentioned her in earlier entries,” Jason said, “but this is her in the flesh. My nubile slave girl, Sophie Wexler.” Sophie was sitting on the raft, so her flashing jab caught him on the thigh. “Ow. As you can see, she has some behavioural problems.” Sophie turned to Humphrey and Clive. “If I drown him out here,” she asked them, “would you two back me up and say it was an accident?” “Absolutely,” Clive said. “Someone was going to do it sooner or later,” Humphrey agreed. “As you can also see,” Jason said, “she has ruthlessly suborned my minions.” “Did you just call us minions?” Humphrey
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