“Rufus requested that when you meet his father, you go what he referred to as ‘full Jason,’ whatever that means.” “Oh, we know what that means,” Neil said. “Yes, we do,” Clive said. “What are you two talking about?” Jason said. “You questioned if I was even an elf, then accused me of being fat,” Neil said. “You claimed to have slept with my non-existent wife, then accused me of sleeping with your non-existent wife.” “Neil’s an elf?” Belinda asked. “Yes, I’m an elf!” “You are quite hefty for an elf.” “My proportions are perfectly normal!” “I see it now,” Emir said. “This is exactly what Rufus
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