There once was a girl named Eva I liked her the moment I see’d her Wish I could live in her dimple If only life were that simple I was a fool to ever leave her There once was a boy named Shane Who’d kill to ease her pain If only he could change the past If only this poem didn’t suck ass But Eva has only herself to blame EVA: This is my favorite poem of all time. SHANE: It could’ve been better, but nothing rhymes with Genevieve.
