“Girl,” started Eva, “I have someone I wanna set you up with. He’s cute cute. Check his IG, @oralpro.” Belinda’s mouth dropped open. “What kind of blessing…?” “Relax, he’s an orthodontist. He did beautiful work on Audre.” “Pass. I’m already checking for the hot produce guy at my Trader Joe’s. I was there earlier, shopping for my vegan-bakery course. It’s taught by the woman who pioneered vaginal-yeast brioche.” “Vaginal-yeast brioche,” repeated Eva. “She’s famous for it.” “There’s more than zero people famous for making vaginal-yeast brioche?”
