“Noooooooo, Mommy! Tell me you didn’t! Oh, I feel terrible! You’re right, I’m the worst daughter.” “What are you talking about?” Eva was flabbergasted by Audre’s sudden hysteria. “I know there are no bounds to maternal love. I mean, hello? I read Mommy Burnout!” “Who hasn’t?” said Eva, who hadn’t. “Audre, what do you think I did?” “You…you…seduced that man, to keep me in school, didn’t you? You had sex with him for me. And I’ll never forgive myself!”

