“It wasn’t a request. She made that clear.” “Well, she can suck my fucking dick,” I said. “I don’t care if she’s the crown attorney. I don’t care if she’s the Queen of fucking England, Charlie is an adult, and if he says no, the answer’s no.” Charlie cringed and elbowed me in the side. “Thanks for standing up for me, but the visual was absolutely appalling.” It took a second for me to reassess all I’d just said and find the problem. When I did, I gagged. “Oh… oh god, it was.
