Don't Hate the Player

by Alexis Nedd

praise be to gritty

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It was not very cool to have met someone once and been like “yup, we should be best friends,” and then hit puberty and have that morph into “help, I want kiss” and proceed to go absolutely nowhere with that.

“Hey! Hi. It’s me, Jake!” he said, like that wasn’t the entire reason I was at the bus stop in the first place.

Jake is such a cutie 🥺

Under his breath, I hear Jake mutter the word “language.” Who is he, Captain America?

I owe Ki and P an apology too; they weren’t his biggest fans from the start, and I’m the one who asked them to try harder.” “Apology acknowledged,” Penelope says. “You’re gonna work on listening to women, though.”