Don't Hate the Player

by Alexis Nedd

Jake. It’s not your job to fix what’s bad in them. You’re so good; I wish I could trust people like you do. I can’t be mad at you for that.”

No one’s ever diverted an esports coup to my doorstep before, but if that’s a love language, I’m pretty sure I speak fluent Jake.

I’m feeling nervous and lucky at the same time. Nerucky? Lurvous.

Next time you try to bury me, Byunki, dig a deeper hole.