“You!” said Fat Charlie. “You were kissing Rosie. Don’t try to deny it.” “I had to,” said Spider. “What do you mean, you had to? You didn’t have to.” “She thought I was you.” “Well, you knew you weren’t me. You shouldn’t have kissed her.” “But if I had refused to kiss her, she would have thought it was you not kissing her.” “But it wasn’t me.” “She didn’t know that. I was just trying to be helpful.”
