He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)
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For all her efforts to push Jason into the waiting arms of the Lord, the closest she came was food poisoning so bad, it had him praying for death.
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“Are you saying your world’s better than mine?” Jason asked. “We have magic,” Gary said. “We have internet porn,” Jason said.
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“We’re slowly phasing it out in favour of wealth-based oligarchy, but it’s still around.”
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“If you stay quiet when you wished you’d said something,” Jason said, “that regret builds up. Starts eating you from the inside, and there’s no potion for that.”
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you never learn who you are when everything goes right. It’s in your darkest hour that you understand what it is to be an adventurer.”
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“Oh?” “When you’re just a face in the crowd, then you can hold an ideal without being required to live up to it.
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Being a good person means being good when the choices are hard, and there’s a price to that.”
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“I’m not very smart and simple formalities are super-hard to figure out. It’s definitely not that I find them to be a set of arbitrary behavioural norms that serve as a tool of exclusionary tribalism and that eschewing the rituals of cultural performance facilitates the fostering of new relationships by having both sides step out of their preconceived societal modes.”
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“You’re an adventurer now. Go to the jobs hall, get a contract and have some damn adventures.”
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“What do I normally do to people?” “Confuse them until they want to punch you in the face.”
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“Well, if you call your apocalypse beast Gorgos, the Enslaver of Worlds, then people are likely to start questioning your intentions,” Jason said.
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“What happened to bros before hoes?” Jason called out over the blasting air of the propulsion ring.
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“I don’t know what that means,” Humphrey called back, “but it feels like I should respect you less for having said it.” “That’s fair,” Jason said.
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“You make us sound like tyrants,” Thalia said. “That’s the thing,” Jason said. “You are if you want to be.”
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“Have you not met people?” Danielle asked. “We love choosing ignorance.