He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)

by Shirtaloon

Do you have aristocracy in your world?” “Sure,” Jason said. “We’re slowly phasing it out in favour of wealth-based oligarchy, but it’s still around.”

Gary was sitting in a folding chair with a sandwich the length of Jason’s arm. “You know you could cut that into smaller pieces, right?” Farrah asked him. “Then it wouldn’t be an enormous sandwich,” Gary said. “It would just be a bunch of sandwiches.”

“Sounds shady,” Drew said. “Since when did you see anyone with authority show any consideration or decency?” “Never,” Thel said. “Think we should look into it?” “Gods, no.