He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)

by Shirtaloon

“People. Are. Vegetarians,” he yelled through gritted teeth, every word punctuating a strike to the knee. “Vegetables. Aren’t. People-tarians!”

but this is a chance to leave that person behind. To become whoever you choose to be. That’s a rare chance. Just remember that every choice has its consequences. Even if you choose to do nothing.”

“I’m going to need new labels,” Jory said absently. “Labels?” Farrah asked. “For the Rumpy-Pumpy Good Time Ointment,” Jory said. “I’m definitely renaming it Togetherness Jelly.”