He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)

by Shirtaloon

“Have you considered how well the banana fits in the human hand?” Jason burst into laughter. “You’ve got jokes,” he said. “I like that.”

Except failed businessmen turned politician with tiny hands.

“Almost every kind. Back at my family’s academy…” He trailed off as Jason, Gary and Farrah all picked up their glasses of juice, draining them dry simultaneously. “What was that?” Rufus asked as Gary refilled their glasses from the pitcher. “What was what?” Jason asked.

“Jason, there’s a time to be clever pedant, and a time to shut your mouth for once and learn something.”

This is why Jason gets punched in the face so much.

There’s this whole country where I come from that call scones biscuits. They’re all lunatics.”

Damn Skippy we are!!!