He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)

by Shirtaloon

“I’m becoming increasingly concerned. Also, I’m talking to myself a lot. I’m sure that’s fine and definitely not a defence mechanism to stave off panic.”

“People. Are. Vegetarians,” he yelled through gritted teeth, every word punctuating a strike to the knee. “Vegetables. Aren’t. People-tarians!”