He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)
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“People. Are. Vegetarians,” he yelled through gritted teeth, every word punctuating a strike to the knee. “Vegetables. Aren’t. People-tarians!”
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A pirate ship filled with enough treasure to stop the local country club from foreclosing on the family home would be ideal.