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by Karelia Stetz-Waters

“I remember,” Selena began, her voice trembling, “when Ruth told me she’d named her clitoris Belinda.” There were eulogy mistakes. This was one of them. “To Belinda!” someone said.

huh

“I remember,” Selena began, her voice trembling, “when Ruth told me she’d named her clitoris Belinda.” There were eulogy mistakes. This was one of them. “To Belinda!” someone said.

iconic honestly

The smile that lit Selena’s face was almost worth the thought of spending a month working in a bankrupt sex toy store while her parents filled the gallery they co-owned with live alpacas.

“Why would you have black coffee when you can have joy?”

But I don’t think there’s any reason why you need to see her when she told you she doesn’t want to.” Cade’s face tightened as she said the last words.

cade is the goat

“What they say about carbs being bad for you, it’s a lie,” Selena said through a mouthful of noodles. “Conspiracy. Probably from the beef industry. Carbs make people happy.”

You’ll be my first crash.

Love. How had it happened so quickly? Maybe because her soul had been searching for Selena her whole life without even knowing it.

“You will be the most beautiful person to ever wear New York tourist gear.”