Fresh: A Novel

by Margot Wood

Don’t get me wrong, I’m vain but I’m not third-person-narrating-my-own-life vain.

“I’ll take Holding Each Other’s Hair When We’re Puking level of friendship with a lifetime guarantee. Once you’re my friend, there’s no turning back.”

“And I’m not really sure what Making Monsters is but I hope it involves Play-Doh.”

I’ll probably be paying off student loans until I’m dead,”