Not this time,” Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay says firmly. “If there’s one thing I know, it’s that sex doesn’t interest me at all. I don’t think it ever will.” I smile and nod. “Well, I’m not gonna pretend to know what it means to be a living book who has only existed for a few days and is learning his sexuality, or lack of sexuality, but I want you to know that I’m here for you if you ever want to talk. I respect you so much, and from author to book… I’m so damn proud of you.”