Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real

by Chuck Tingle

Oh my god!” I gasp. “This is so crazy.” There before me is the sentient manifestation of my own book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay. Huge smiles immediately cross our faces as we hug, then I move out of the way to let him pass, the giant living book taking his seat by the window.