Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real

by Chuck Tingle

I let out a long sigh. “Well, if you must know, I’ve started working on a book called Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay’ And That’s Okay.” “It sounds great!” the living collection of words replies. “What’s it about?” “This,” I inform him. “It’s literally this.”