Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real

by Chuck Tingle

Some say that love is the soul of books, and what better way to show a little love then with a free gift? Here to tingle you to the core is a bonus story for your reading pleasure: NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK “NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT’S OKAY” AND THAT’S OKAY