Godhunter (The Godhunter, #1)

by Amy Sumida

In real life, Snow White stays dead, and Rapunzel grows old, alone in her tower. In real life, you gotta have enough sense to stay away from ugly bitches offering you shiny apples and have enough balls to cut off your own hair and use it as a ladder if needs be. In real life, you gotta save yourself and the only happy endings are the ones paid for in massage parlors.

Welcome to my world, where the monsters don’t hide under your bed, they sleep in it beside you.