All the Feels (Spoiler Alert, #2)

by Olivia Dade

Marcus: Sorry, I meant to check in earlier Marcus: I was busy with normal convention stuff, but also April and I worked things out Alex: Congrats, dude, I’m happy for you both Alex: Please give her a hug from me Alex: Which shouldn’t be difficult, since you’re no doubt clinging to her like plastic wrap Marcus: Well, you’re not wrong Marcus: Obnoxious, but not wrong Marcus: You doing okay? After everything that happened last night? Alex: Great! Marcus: . . . Alex: No lawsuit + no fines + no press junket = ROAD TRIP!!! Alex: With Wren, obvs Marcus: Obvs Marcus: I hope you noted the sarcasm there, because it was distinct Alex: Nope, I spotted nothing but sincerity Alex: Anyway, on Wednesday, we’re heading up the coast to Stacia’s wedding Alex: I plan to woo her along the way in my own unique, extremely charming way Marcus: So you’ve finally realized you’re into her? Marcus: Thank fuck Marcus: I thought we’d both be sitting in our rockers at a nursing home before you noticed Alex: Self-reflection is not my strong suit, dickwad Alex: Also, please note how I didn’t make a dirty joke about the “into her” bit Alex: This is just part of my transformation into a gentleman worthy of Lauren’s affection Marcus: She seems fond of you as you are Marcus: If I were you, I’d just stay an asshole Alex: I should probably be offended, but we both know it’s true Alex: Wish me luck, dude Marcus: Good luck, drive safely, and let me know how it goes Alex: It’ll be great Alex: As I always say, CLEA...

I'm scared of the text convos this author probably has