All the Feels (Spoiler Alert, #2)

by Olivia Dade

Alex: In an airplane AGAIN Alex: So BORED Alex: ENTERTAIN ME, CARAH Carah: Where’s Lauren, you whiny bitch Alex: I thought I was the designated gossipy bitch, but if I can be two types of bitches, all the better Alex: I contain bitchy multitudes Alex: Anyway, Nanny Clegg is off having fun with her friend Sionna for the weekend, which is completely unfair, since she won’t let ME have any fun Carah: I liked Lauren Carah: I enjoyed meeting her at the auction Carah: What exactly has she stopped you from doing, may I ask Alex: SO MUCH, SO SO MUCH Alex: She nags me to eat enough breakfast when I take my ADHD meds, even when I’d prefer to get going and do other things, which is really annoying Alex: To be fair, my stomach hurts today because I didn’t eat enough breakfast Alex: Which is really annoying too, because I hate it when she’s right Carah: . . . Alex: And I should have been having fun with Marcus and April, and I did have fun, but Lauren stopped me from having MORE fun by having her phone on silent and not answering my messages, and then I was checking my phone all the time instead of paying attention to Marcus and April, and that’s totally on her Alex: And THEN, when I should have been binge-watching baking shows with my best friend, instead I had to go out and buy her a present Alex: I got her a blanket, because she’s a wet blanket Alex: Get it???? Alex: It’s really soft and quilted and fluffy Alex: A pretty green with just a hint of blue Alex: I think that’s my favorit...

this is the cringiest, worst thing I've ever read im gonna die