“I don’t care that you peed your pants, Shay. I know you think it’s humiliating, but I think it’s adorable that you laughed so hard. I love your laugh. It’s the best sound in the world. And I want to make you laugh like that, every day. And I promise that if we ever drink slushies, that we’ll park near some kind of bathroom, or that I will have a permanent supply of toilet paper in my car so that you can bush pee anytime you need to.”
