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The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
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“And your whistling’s terrible,” she said. “I don’t know the tune, but it had no melody at all. You’re not gay, are you?” “Probably not,” I said. “Why?” “Somebody told me gays are lousy whistlers. Is that true?”
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There’s nothing you can do. There’s no way to prevent baldness. Guys who are going to go bald go bald. When their time comes, that’s it: they just go bald. There’s nothing you can do to stop it. They tell you you can keep from going bald with proper hair care, but that’s bullshit.
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Why did I have to be having wet dreams at such a difficult time in my life?
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It was true: his testicles were grotesquely huge.
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When a naked seventeen-year-old girl is shedding tears in the moonlight, anything can happen. It’s true.