The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

by Matt Dinniman

These losers spend most of their days and nights reading. What a bunch of nerds.

It is us or it is them. There is consolation in dying in the pursuit of justice, no matter how small or big that death is.

Oof. Okay, never expected these books to be dropping the big philosophical ideas.

It’s exactly what they want to happen, and it breaks my fucking heart.”

On top of that, some crazy asshole who doesn’t want everybody to think he’s a crazy asshole is throwing a train full of explosives in our direction. So, you know. Typical day.

I love Elle so much.

And as Doctor Ian Malcolm once famously said, Life, uh, finds a way.

They will not break me. Fuck them all. They will not break me. But I will break them. This is my promise to myself, to my friends, and to you, anyone who reads these words. I will break them all.