The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

by Matt Dinniman

They don’t normally run around without skin. We just added that part because it makes them scary as shit.

Together, we will burn it all to the ground.

“What was that, bitch? I didn’t quite get that last part,” I said.

Mongo will be ready to graduate college by the time you get up there.

“How am I supposed to cover my ears, Carl?” Donut asked.

hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.