So, Katia. Regarding Odette’s show. She had to pay quite a bit more to make you exclusive, so she added a few, uh, riders to the contract. Namely, you need to be more ‘zippy’ I think the word was. Apparently last time Odette thought your interview performance was a little lackluster.” Katia frowned and crossed her arms. “I’ll tell you what,” I said. “Katia, I’ll give you a zip lesson right now. Okay? Repeat after me. I want you to say, ‘Go fuck yourself, Zev.’” Katia laughed. “I’m not going to say that.” “Don’t be crude, Carl,” said Donut. “Also, Mongo is not anybody’s property. This is an
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