“If I were you, son, I wouldn’t be worried about us men,” Chief Terry intoned. “The women in these parts can take care of themselves, and they’re far more terrifying.” “Definitely,” Landon agreed. “Just say the word and we’ll let Aunt Tillie off her leash.” Brian swallowed hard. “I’m not afraid of that crazy old bat. She’s all talk.” Now it was my turn to smirk. “Famous last words.”