I watched Vlad’s terrible face tattoo and wondered if I should just cut it off for him. Surely a hole in the face would be preferable to that blurry monstrosity? He could use the hole for plenty of fun things, like eating without opening his mouth, taking a cock in from the side (assuming he went in for a sausage suck here and there). He could allow a bird to nest in it or just decorate it with glitter. Anything would be better than that inky blob of shit.

