“Where’ve you been? What happened?” I demanded, glancing at that duct tape on his arm again. “I had to help my nephew Kyan out of a tight hole,” he said. “Oh no, did his dick get stuck in someone? That happened to Nasty Nancy once. That’s what she told me anyway. She said the guy had a bent wangle and it got caught around a corner in her vag. Do you think that’s possible? Does your nephew have a bent wangle?”
