Father gives a wonderful sermon. He’s a real fire-and-brimstone type, which I think is just what Ireland needs right now. There’s all sorts out there these days. I see them in the bank all the time. Students coming in from Trinity College wearing next to nothing, their hands in the backs of their boyfriends’ denim jeans. You don’t own any denim jeans, do you, Cyril?” “I have one pair,” I said. “But they’re a bit long on me. I don’t wear them very often.” “Throw them away. No man should be seen in a pair of denim jeans.
