“Well, that’s something, I suppose. What’s it like anyway, being dead?” He frowned and thought about it for a few moments. “It’s hard to say,” he said eventually. “I’m getting even more action than I ever did before, so that’s something.” “It’s not as if you were ever short of it in the past.” “No, but now that I’m dead I get to have sex with women from all periods of history. I did it with Elizabeth Taylor last week. She looks like she did in Father of the Bride, so, you know, she’s not short of offers. But she chose me.” “Lucky you.” “Lucky her,” he said, grinning. “And Rock Hudson made a
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