Studfinder (Busy Bean, #5)

by L.B. Dunbar

While the indents near my eyes are often called laugh lines, I’m well aware their presence is from stress and glaring at people,

Why do we even call it getting laid? I can do it standing up. I can do it on a bus. I can do it against a door. I can do it on the floor. I can . . . stop rhyming in my head like a sexually deprived Dr. Seuss fan.