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It's not safe for women to walk this area alone in the dark. Unless, of course, you're a scarier monster than the ones who go bump in the night around here. Boo, motherfuckers.
"Wait till I tell the guys it takes you three tries to please a woman."
"Shut up, dude! I hate that you could hear that. You didn't hear the desperation in my voice, did you? I'm pretty sure if she hadn't had a knife pointed at my cock, I would have proposed."
I don't have a strict routine for my off time, but you can bet your ass that as soon as I walk in the door to my home, I whip my bra off faster than a stripper at a millionaire's bachelor party. There's even a hook next to my key holder that I use to hang it on.
I hate wearing anything more than panties to bed, and even in my delirious and drunk state, I managed to mostly hold fast to those preferences—atta girl.
My internal drooling may be external at this point. There's no stopping it; it was inevitable. Rest in peace, dignity.
"Typing 'wink' does not have the same effect. You're right in front of her; you could have just actually winked." I wink.
