Give Them Lala

by Lala Kent

Halfway through the season, Stassi Schroeder, the GOAT basic bitch, rejoined the cast to add her personal vanilla to the atmosphere.

Stassi does in fact have a lot of flavor, one I have grown to love with all my heart, but when I first met her, that flavor tasted a lot like Satan.

What she meant by that was, that sometimes you need to get out of your head so you can remember that life is good and know that not everything needs to be solved.

James Kennedy was my absolute life partner in shitty behavior, and we loved nothing more than getting hammered and behaving like garbage people to those who pissed us off.

“IT AIN’T ABOUT THE PASTA! IT’S NOT ABOUT THE PASTA!” as