‘Dairy farming takes babies away from their mothers,’ he says. I can’t tell if he’s joking or serious. ‘Cows have been modified over centuries for human consumption. They are Frankenstein’s monsters, every single one of them.’ ‘But Frankenstein only had one monster,’ I say. He pauses to think about this for a moment until he comes to a conclusion in his head. ‘Exactly,’ he says, pointing his finger at me as though he has crossed a finishing line and won the conversation.
