At one party, some kids stole the entire washer and dryer from a house. They had a dolly and everything, so it seemed weirdly premeditated. I have no idea why they did it or what they ended up doing with them, but I sure as hell wasn’t gonna stop them. They couldn’t have needed the appliances for themselves—they were high school kids. Even if their parents needed a new washer and dryer, it’s hard to imagine they’d be psyched if a set showed up late one night after their son returned from a house party.
