I’d probably want the guy slicing the tip of my baby’s dick off to be quite serious about it. No horseplay. No nonsense. “I cut babies’ dicks and I don’t fuck around about it.” That would probably be the attitude I would want. Also, what if the jokes didn’t play? Then you’re having your newborn’s tiny baby dick circumcised by a guy who’s up there swinging and missing comedically. Nothing makes you doubt someone more than seeing them bomb. That would be potentially horrifying for a parent.

