As far as fast food goes, I rank it like this: There’s the better-than-normal fast-food chains, like Shake Shack and In-N-Out Burger, which are at the top. Chick-fil-A is delicious, but they’re religious bigots, so we’ll just put them in their own bucket. There’s “fried chicken–based fast food,” which Popeyes dominates, followed by Church’s and KFC. Then there’s the “normal” ones, which go:
