Yearbook

by Seth Rogen

We go out to his big van, which essentially looks like the first-class cabin of a commercial airplane, except with more LED lighting. He pulls out a laptop, plugs it into the AUX cable, and brings up an iTunes playlist of about twenty songs. Kanye: Alright, so I only have the beats and some of them don’t have hooks, so I’ll just fill in everything else, okay? Me: Uh…yeah. Sure. He hits play, and the beat kicks in loud. Kanye: Alright, and I start rapping here, and I’m like: Bip bita BOP and a boom bita BAP, and everyone goes, THANK YOU (you, you, you, you). And then I come back in again rapping like: Boom whapa BAM and PA whapa BAM, and then I say, THANK YOU (you, you, you, you). And then Frank Ocean will come in here and be like: Baaaa ba booooooooooo.