Me: What were you doing facedown? Ben: I was hiding. Me: From who? Ben: Everyone was looking at me. Me: I didn’t see anyone looking at you. Ben: That’s because I was hiding. The logic added up. Ben: That was the worst moment of my life. Me: Whoa, really? Ben: Yeah. The worst moment. Me: So right now we’re like four minutes after the worst moment of your life? Ben: Yep. Me: That’s heavy shit. Ben: Sure is. Now I can’t talk anymore.
This shit is fucking funny
