The fridge is stocked with Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, Diet Dr. Pepper--all of her favorites. I’m gonna pop us some popcorn, maybe put on a Taylor Swift documentary, or whatever she feels like watching. But I’d prefer that we watch a horror flick with a few jump scares, because hey, my arms are right here waiting to comfort her.
GREEN FLAG GREEN FLAG GREEN FLAG GREEN FLAG GREEN FLAG OH MY GREEN FLAG
